We spend a lot of time looking for the one.
The one you can take everywhere. The one you’ll still love years later. The one your friends are slightly tired of hearing about. We’re talking about bags, obviously.
Much like dating, every bag has a personality. Some are dependable, some are effortlessly cool, and some are probably mean to your pocket but so good-looking that you’re willing to overlook it.
So, purely in the interest of finding your perfect match, we made dating profiles for four bags we will always swipe right for.
Loewe Puzzle
The quietly interesting one.
Bio: Doesn’t need to be the loudest person in the room to get noticed. Loves good design, clever details and making something complicated look completely effortless.
Green flags:
- Looks good from every angle
- Doesn’t chase attention
- The kind you’ll want around long after the honeymoon phase
Ideal date: An art gallery, followed by lunch somewhere you definitely needed a reservation for.
Miu Miu Aventure
The fun one your friends immediately approve of.
Bio: A little preppy, a little playful and very difficult not to like. Probably, sends you spontaneous holiday plans and believes there is no such thing as being overdressed for coffee.
Green flags:
- Loves a good day-to-night situation
- Plenty of personality
- Photographs extremely well
Ideal date: Coffee, shopping, and long brunches.
e Attico La Passeggiata
The cool one you discovered before everyone else did.
Bio: A little mysterious. Very stylish. Probably replies to texts three hours later because they were “out.”
Green flags:
- Not interested in looking like everyone else
- Makes even simple outfits feel intentional
- Will absolutely get a “wait, what bag is that?”
Ideal date: Aperitivo somewhere in Milan.
Fendi Baguette
The one everyone knows… but you still want anyway.
Bio: Charming, confident and fully aware of their reputation.Has stories from the ’90s, and can somehow make jeans and a white tee feel like an outfit.
Green flags:
- Never makes an outfit boring
- Has stood the test of time
- Comes with plenty of personality
Ideal date: Dinner that accidentally turns into “just one more drink.” Somewhere iconic, because obviously she has standards.
So who are you swiping right on?
Maybe you’re a Puzzle person – understated, clever and looking for commitment.
Maybe the Baguette has had your attention for years and you’re finally ready to admit there’s something there.
Either way, our usual dating advice applies surprisingly well to luxury shopping: don’t choose something just because everyone else likes it. Choose the one you actually want to spend time with.
And unlike dating, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having more than one type!
Have a bag currently living rent-free in your head? We’ll help you source your next luxury love, straight from Italy!
